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baturday goth fruit bat

Apparently it’s Baturday over on Fark. So I steal this image and link you to the rest. Why is it that LOL [insert anything here] never gets old?

 

Wait, wasn’t I supposed to be doing laundry or something? 

naughty looking horseradishThe three Ethiopian ladies working registers next to each other at the farmer’s market got the giggles over my horseradish. I can’t for the life of me figure out why that might be. Hmmm. What’s so funny about this?

  • When a monkey is being transported in a carrier, the monkey must be removed from the carrier by the handler prior to screening,
  • The monkey must be controlled by the handler throughout the screening process.
  • The monkey handler should carry the monkey through the WTMD while the monkey remains on a leash.
  • When the handler and monkey go through the WTMD and the WTMD alarms, both the handler and the monkey must undergo additional screening.
  • Since monkeys may likely draw attention, the handler will be escorted to the physical inspection area where a table is available for the monkey to sit on. Only the handler will touch or interact with the monkey.
  • TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.
  • TSOs will conduct a visual inspection on the monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection.
  • The inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection.

Thank you, TSA.